Things that made me laugh this week.
"A woman in a joyless relationship looks haggard.
A man in a joyless relationship looks for another woman."
-Quote from a very realistic individual-
Q: "Why does bad teachers have cocked-eyes?"
A: "Because they cannot control their pupils."
"For anything stressful that comes along and you cannot eat or hump it, take a piss and walk away."
-Quote from Mr Pug-
How you broke my heart
If I stay here just a little bit longer
If I stay here will you listen.. to my heart
Oh my heart
If I stand all alone
Will the shadow hide the colours of my heart
Blue for the tears black for the night’s fear
While I'm wide awake she's no trouble sleeping
'Cause when a heart breaks, no it don't breakeven, even, no
What am I suppose to do
When the best part of me was always you and
What am I suppose to say
When I'm all choked up and you're okay
I'm falling to pieces, yeah
I'm falling to pieces
They say bad things happen for a reason
But no wise words gonna stop the bleeding
'Cause she's moved on while I'm still grieving
And when a heart breaks, no it don't breakeven, even, no
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